When you bump into the dorky, overweight kid from high school that you were always nice to and he talks about your pregnant belly (when you aren’t actually pregnant) is it because he’s just a douche or is it from a hidden agenda to get back at you for NICELY turning down his request to be his girlfriend.

Because if it’s the latter, also a super douchy move considering I was still friends with him even after he clogged my toilet so bad during a birthday party that my parents had to call a plumber.

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