Helpful resume tips

If you are applying for a job in Hawaii, do not have the background of your resume be a big script font that reads “Aloha!”… in pink font no less.

I felt I was in Legally Blond with Elle Woods giving me a pink and scented resume.

Don’t. Just don’t.

I also don’t need a resume that looks like a headshot. I would make fun of you for applying for an accounting job with that resume if you were good looking. But when your picture looks like every bad stereotype of an accountant I’m just left wondering…. why???