- Emma:(Points to what I assumed was Ryan’s old work bag) Is this your new bag?
- Ryan:No.
- Me:(Assume Ryan would never lie to his toddler and continue to eat breakfast not paying much attention)
- Emma:(In a very loud voice) What are you talking about?! This is a new bag!!!! (Repeats this line over and over again… even as she leaves the table after breakfast and wanders off to play with toys.)
- Ryan:(Slowly confesses to his big purchase spend amidst me doubling over with laughter.)