The flu vaccine didn’t work this year. (Actually I then googled that fact and found that the shot was 60% effective this year, which is really good…. so just don’t be in that other 40%.)
In other news, calling your daughter Typhoid Emma to your dad via text can lead to your dad actually thinking you and your daughter have typhoid instead of the flu.
I feel I’m always sick but sinus infection / cold / stomach issues are WAY better than the Flu or anything with a fever involved.
On the other hand, the scale is finally going in the correct direction thanks to several days of having no appetite followed by a sore throat that rivals that time I had strep throat.