But I really want to sign him up for The Bachelor. Due to various circumstances (very few places in our house with a working AC, injuries and colds that keep us to low key nights, etc.) Ryan has been forced to watch more episodes of Beautiful Ben’s bachelor season than any other season. And he is horrified. The entire concept weirds him out so much that I would love to watch an episode of him in one of those group date situations.
And then go kill the bachelorette for taking him out on a date, of course.