You realize the girl you have started “talking” to in your mothers-of-Honolulu-esque Facebook group is married to the teacher you had a crush on in high school. And when I say “had a crush on” I mean that when I graduated high school and came back to work at the high school summer camp I totally tried to hit on him by using our mutual love for accounting (I kid you not…) My amazing accounting flirtation didn’t work for two reasons 2) I was actually working the camp with my lame high school boyfriend at the time and 2) surprisingly talking about balance sheets and debits and credits isn’t as hot as you may think it is.