-Have a kid
-Wait until said kid makes explosive diarrhea all over her clothes at day care
-Open sealed-for-the-last-eight-hours bag of diarrhea clothes and scrub the excess poop off the clothes
-Throw up your dinner due to smell that has now taken over the laundry room
-Decide to never eat again
Nah… Who am I kidding one hour later I decided to take a break from bottle cleaning to munch on cheese and drink a high-sugary drink.
