How to be a skinny-mini

-Have a kid

-Wait until said kid makes explosive diarrhea all over her clothes at day care

-Open sealed-for-the-last-eight-hours bag of diarrhea clothes and scrub the excess poop off the clothes

-Throw up your dinner due to smell that has now taken over the laundry room

-Decide to never eat again

Nah… Who am I kidding one hour later I decided to take a break from bottle cleaning to munch on cheese and drink a high-sugary drink.

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