Before having Emma: My children will always been clean looking and impeccably dressed. I will go Bree Vandercamp on their asses.
After having Emma: Morning barf when I don’t yet have a working washer/dryer or clothes for Hawaii temperatures means I should get points for dressing her in anything at all. Her outfit is not eye-searing unless you look at it straight on.
In other news, can I get a high five for not being late to work until my 5th day on the job?