Ahh, there are those pesky hormones….

After 9 months of me living in near hysteria (don’t get me started on how many times I cried through that Apple Christmas commercial), the relative calmness and happiness of the last two weeks has been a little unnerving (I’m clearly excluding the 4-AM-oh-my-god-why-are-you-still-up-you-cannot-possibly-be-hungry-again moments). And then tonight during dinner…

Ryan: You know that girl from my work that announced her pregnancy at J’s baby shower?

Me: Yeah?

Ryan: She gave birth before you did. Her kid came about 5 weeks early.

Me: (Start sobbing uncontrollably).

Ryan: Huh?

Me: Oh my god, that’s horrible!

Ryan: ….um…. they are fine!

Me: (Still sobbing)

Ryan: Do you even remember what she looks like?

Me: No… (cry, cry, cry, hiccup, hiccup).

Oh pregnancy/post-pregnancy hormones…. how I’ve missed you (not).