After 9 months of me living in near hysteria (don’t get me started on how many times I cried through that Apple Christmas commercial), the relative calmness and happiness of the last two weeks has been a little unnerving (I’m clearly excluding the 4-AM-oh-my-god-why-are-you-still-up-you-cannot-possibly-be-hungry-again moments). And then tonight during dinner…
Ryan: You know that girl from my work that announced her pregnancy at J’s baby shower?
Me: Yeah?
Ryan: She gave birth before you did. Her kid came about 5 weeks early.
Me: (Start sobbing uncontrollably).
Ryan: Huh?
Me: Oh my god, that’s horrible!
Ryan: ….um…. they are fine!
Me: (Still sobbing)
Ryan: Do you even remember what she looks like?
Me: No… (cry, cry, cry, hiccup, hiccup).
Oh pregnancy/post-pregnancy hormones…. how I’ve missed you (not).
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