Guy Fieri’s New Menu Is a Haunting, Beautiful Poem

ellegolightly:

Earlier this week Guy Fieri, the Demon Barber of Flavortown, flung open the doors to his newest foodatorium, Guy Fieri’s Vegas Kitchen & Bar. There were no survivors.

I cannot stop laughing at “The Demon Barber of Flavortown.”

(Also, I got dragged to a Guy Fieri restaurant last summer and it lived up to the anti-hype.)

Reblogging because I was shown the NY Times review of Guy’s NYC restaurant a couple weekends ago and still crack up when I think about it now.