Me: What if we have to move to Michigan?! How will I survive? It’s soooo cold there!

Ryan:

Me: You know… in case our child is an ice dancing protegee. Everyone trains in Michigan. We’ll have to move there!

Ryan:

Whatever, it’s not like me having a child in love with ice dancing is completely unheard of as this has become a nightly occurrence:

Seriously! Sushi is enthralled by it!