I’m not super huge on valentine’s day but a couple weeks ago a colleague of mine received one of those fruit bouquets at the office from her husband on her birthday. So after snagging a couple of grapes, I shot a picture and sent it on to Ryan with 2 texts. The first one said, “Helpful suggestion.” So being the sweet guy that he is, he took the suggestion to heart and started placing the order for valentine’s day until he saw my next text, “But I want meat instead of fruit.” Queue dreams of salami roses dancing in my head.
And now he refuses. Rolls his eyes at me and walks away whenever I bring it up. So here’s hoping it’s just a front and the mail guy walks towards me today carrying meat on a stick!
picture via Oh, my stars and garters!