Dear Dad,

I’m sorry, turns out I am not a $550 millionaire and will not be purchasing you the penthouse apartment in Chicago nor the one in NYC per your request.

Your non-millionaire daughter,

Sonja

*I was SOOOO close. I had the first number!!!!

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