Dear Facebook friends: I don’t have a problem with you posting your ultrasound pictures, your I hate Obama rants, or even your breast feeding pics. I personally keep politics off Facebook and would never post breast feeding pics of myself but to each his or her own. Until today. Because today’s the day I draw the line. Do not post pictures of your newborn holding on to your nipple with a hand so tiny it covers nothing. I don’t care if it’s the first picture ever of you and your baby. Take a second picture and lie and say it is your first.

Clearly it’s time to do a cleaning of my Facebook “friends.”