Things said by the conductor over the intercom on my train…

While stuck underground near GCS for 15 minutes this morning.

• Oh man, this is really bad.
• I don’t know what to do man, I can’t get this started.
• I’m telling you – we aren’t moving.
• Okay, maybe this’ll work – keep your fingers crossed, cause otherwise I think we are going to be stranded here.

This guy was not inspiring confidences this morning.